lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

thisisradioactive:

TUMBLR GIVEAWAY EVERYONE

To celebrate (insert celebratory cause here) I am giving away stuff:

• Animal Crossing New Leaf
• A 3DS
• Kingdom Hearts III
• Gold coins from the Atocha
• My nobel prize in chemistry
• The Martian rover
• The secret moonbase on the moon, Moon Unit 1
• A Cobalt-60 Nuclear Densitometer
• 3 Passes for a free spaceship ride
• Burt Reynolds’ moustache
• Electricity
• Canada

Don’t need to be following me, likes and reblogs count.  I will pick a winner Saturday July 27

hiddlbatchester:

CANADA: ask-barry-the-jolteon, ask—palkia, decorated-delirium, ask-wayward-wind-ventus, tmedia, virtualbatgirl, you-have-a-winter-heart, 8deadlysins boxframeglasses, ora-stoneheart, jothepokebro

AL, USA: pathology, celeb-butante

AK, USA: thespawnofthestars, the-killer-clown, doctor-ivo-robotnik, ashy-the-monster

AZ, USA: selfconsciouscuts

AR, SA:

CA, USA: arrivedercipomodori, sunflowers-in-snow, sexygingerninja, midnightm0onlight,cole-and-maya-is-5eva-love, i-am-watson-locked,memoriesareus, claude-and-claudia-faustus

CO, USA: arkhams-black-shadow, castlefreak005

CT, USA: ask-rivalhugh mod kittymeowmixxx

DE, USA:

FL, USA (AKA RETIREMENT CITY): ask-the-slender-assistants, ask-the-totally-sane-one, enterprisecaptainkirk, coooooooooooooulson, weepingarchangel, guesswhoscomingtodinnerlate , Theheiresstowar, LupeyLycan, MAGICALawesomeTASTIC

GA, USA: asimplecointrick, what-is-perfection, vongolajuudaime

HI, USA:

ID, USA:

IN, USA: guardian-of-pranks, time-lord-of-the-ring, filinephewofthorin/bilbothenotburglar

IA, USA: finlochaos, theshippingturtle, zenosutcliff

KS, USA: sinistersnake, neutral-aquajet [OMFG SINISTER WHAT CITY DO YOU RESIDE IN]

KY, USA: kurlozkitten, princess-john-egbert

LA, USA:

ME, USA: necrophilofthefuture

MD, USA: the-one-and-one-kili, emma-frost-jackslittlesister

MA, USA: dadiva18, foreverlarking, ameliaandrorywilliams

MI, USA: geothebio, ask-merry-and-pippin

MN, USA: redhoodrising, ayyeitsmandapanda, eins-zwei-drei-go

MS, USA: sobermotherfuckinggamzee

MO, USA: iamharveydent

MT, USA: akuserru [state motto moo :l], shigubarru, harper-pyre

NE, USA: askandrptropius’ mod (I shall be forever alone on this one) aw8k-2-t8k-1n-th3-v13w (Lol you’re definitely not alone don’t worry)

NV, USA: blackghostknifefish

NH, USA: believedinusers1nceb4.

NJ, USA: Ask-Zapdos Mod, Cuno Mun, Ask-Moltres Mun, ask-pachirisu-and-friends’ mod

NM, USA:

NY, USA: BrokenBirdie, StrayoftheNight, freedom-in-tight-shorts, xowindandwitchxo, princessaurorarose,lokis-army-at-221b, thefrozensoldier, here-come-the-dirks, tayllormellark

NC, USA: rainbowdash4ever
, i-found-johnny
ND, USA:

OH, USA: yaoiforlife, thesacredqueenzelda, shotgun-princess

OK, USA: doctor-whdooweeoo

OR, USA: shamefuladdict, polarpancakes, emilyxelizabethx (YAY, I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE FOR ONCE!), theonewhocouldbecalledking

PA, USA: thoseim5vibes, justinvernons, ask-the-tooth-fairy, weasley-wizards-wheezes, half-blood-witch

RI, USA:

SC, USA: dirtylordoftheringconfessions, meghanorgys

SD, USA:

TN, USA: dirtyhobbitconfessions

TX, USA: thefoolminato, thebatsson, jamie-just-believes, Biggering-my-ochinchin,geekscanbefreakstoo,smileytheproxy,thatbloodredreaper

UT, USA: izzy-the-spirit-of-spring, demon-servant-layla-savage, talking-with-dragons

VT, USA:

VA, USA: valdis-belongs-to-loki, gettingintocarswithstrangemen, ras-al-ghul-rp

WA, USA: madderpskI, qie-meihua, dirty-jack-frost

WV, USA:

WI, USA:

WY, USA:

AUSTRALIA, MOTHERFUCKERS: im5aus, janoskians-wbu, 5sosfanpage, iamthegoodson, theunwillingoracle, akamarthajones, pie-impala-thefamilybusiness, guider-of-the-lost-souls, noneedtobesuchasmartass, thegreatandthemighty, goddesswithanattitude, deadpool-merc, poutybatmavy, protector-of-memories, aussieshipwhore, bakahiko,

SOUTH AMERICA, I Exist too, you know?: spoiledbatgirl (Uruguay), avoid-normality, causemischief (Brazil), bellesderavin (Brazil, and “South America” seriously?)
GOTHAM CITY: thebatsson , yourobsessionsmyobsessions

ENGLAND The land of fucking TEA: sassypoland , theaviatrix , yourobsessionsmyobsessions ,themuseofheart , hiddles-hiddles-hiddles , cas-tiels, iamawinrar(britfag reporting), , fuckindon, hazard-ous, andispeakforthedogs, thecontrastingreapers, fidgetthedragon, xChrononautx, peetaismydandilion, belledelaceys, changingrulesdestroyinghappiness

MALAYSIA: northandhiscookies, therainspirit, gabyelle,

FRANCE, the best food lolilol : japandragon

POLAND: fuckyeah-kasumisty, nibi-nn, yourmithrilia, theonlydis, ask-mei-rin(Silesia)

BRITAIN: adventuretitan (Wales! The country, not the animal!) sam-pora (go wales woop woop)

IRELAND, TOP OF ALL OF THE MORNINGS: thecatxd, gettin-nakie-outside, awkwardmoose, ohcaskett

SPAIN: itrainsinmyheart, szarnyul, typicalexcuseareover, ryunosukeosm

SCOTLAND: starryphoenix, wrist-cutter

FINLAND: tsurugisa, aivopieru, ketunperse, countdirkula

YOU FORGOT MOTHER FUCKING ILLINOIS: carry-on-wayward-assbutt

GERMANY: firstborngoldenbraids, youngerbrotherfrerin, nowthatsagladiator, thehighcouncilofmundus, clearblueeyes,justkili, blacksmithing-and-crowns, capitolspuppet, anneicresta, catelyntulllys

DONT FORGET TEXAS BITCHES: xxplaywithmexx

sweden (dont forget sweden): doctorpurnell, karkat-trickster, kankri-trickster

WHERE ON THIS LIST IS BELGIUM?!: nighttime-hunter, Belphegortheripper, skating-and-skirts

YOU FORGOT ITALY: velvetredprincess, queenofhomra

DAMMIT YOU MISSED INDONESIA: yatamisaki-chan

PAKISTAN PRANCES IN: peppersnot

HEY THERE’S SINGAPORE TOO: icehot-addiction, shingeki-no-kyojean, japanese-obsessions

Phillipines: shingeki-no-addict, shingeki-no-jaegar

RUSSIA: sweet-sol-and-hella-fef

PORTUGAL: turntechprince

HONG FUCKING KONG : fireinthehob

AUSTRIA: brochusevelyne

The Netherlands/Holland: mytrhiltaralom, nekoorihime

Romania:khan-is-better-than-you

WHERE’S MEXICO, CABRONES Hiddlbatchester

(Source: ask-zapdos)

brisjourneytofitandhealth:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

^